10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Welcome to kicker school
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm