10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown