10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-