10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."