10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.