10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "No river, no fish."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers