10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim