10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm