10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---