10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.