10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts