10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "No river, no fish."
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow