10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe