10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.