10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com