10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Welcome to kicker school
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."