10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Welcome to kicker school
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.