10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
im going to 2 out you to death
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters