10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.