10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.