10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.