10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
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