10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Welcome to kicker school
• "No river, no fish."
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."