10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?