10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.