10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury