10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters