10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is