10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Poker is for loners.
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!