10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders