10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP