10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- It's Free To Fold...
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson