10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament