10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.