10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Why not, when some because there are three.