10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?