10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."