10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus