10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.