10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez