10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels