10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.