10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Those eggs smell delicious!