10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."