10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."