10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe