10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz