10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"