10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.