10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --